Sunday, January 19, 2003

Genesis 2002 Card- Live from the Rohring Lion's Den

BPCW Tag Team Title Match
Jeff Jarrett/Chris Benoit vs. The Big Red Machine (c)

These evently matched teams face off in another classic only to have it interrupted and named a no-contest after the UCW's Outsiders Scott Hall and Kevin Nash Run down. They clear the ring but are eventually forced out by the two pairs. They engage in a stare down and eventually security comes to escort them out of the building. They argue the entire way, but eventually let it go and get in their custom limo and drive away.

Your Winner: No Contest

Battle of the Titans
Venom vs. Brock Lesnar

This second match in the BPCW for the phenominal rookie Brock Lesnar finished not dissimilar from the last. Lesnar was adequately challenged, but it only took one mistake by Venom for Lesnar to overpower him and hit the F-5. Much to everyone's suprise, he kicked out a hair shy of 3 and sent Lesnar into a rage which resulted in a modified TKO-esque spinning F-5, the result of which was a 3 count around the eight minute mark.

Your Winner: Brock Lesnar

*Post Match, Steven Black appeared on the FoleyTron™ and challenged Brock to a match at the next Pay Per View claiming that it would be a November Brock would always Remember. Lesnar just nods and does the Brock Bounce™ in response indicating his acceptance.*

Leaders of the New School Face Off
Sex Fiend vs. Vinnie Vincent

Another great match here with each of the grapplers showing off their skills in the ring. In a battle of both submissions and slams the match was extremely technically sound. Around the 15 minute mark, Sex Fiend sets Vinnie up for his Sexecutioner finishing maneuver but Vincent reverses it and hits what appears to be a new finisher of his own which we are informed is called the DeGenerator! He scores the 1...2...3, much to the delight of the home town crowd and helps Sex Fiend up and they embrace, again to the fans approval.

Your Winner by Pinfall via a DeGenerator: Vinnie Vincent

BPCW Midwest Title Match
Essa Rios vs. Frat Boy (c)

In a great showing of Cruiserweight-style action, Frat Boy and Essa Rios gave it there all. In a curious turn of events, we saw the Interpreter getting involved in the match actually incapacitating Frat Boy long enough for Essa Rios to reach the top rope and hit his trademark corkscrew moonsault. Similar to their last encounter at Chaos, the Interpreter followed suit and hit a corkscrew moonsault of her own. Rios went for the pin, but unfortunately only gained a two count before being pulled out by a vamped up Lita coming to the aid of Frat Boy. Lita proceeds to keep the Interpreter busy, while the Frat Boy hits what old WWE fans may known as the Stratusfear, now being dubbed the Keg Stand for the 1...2...3 at 7:32.

Your Winner and STILL BPCW MIdwest Champion: Frat Boy

Women's Fatal Fourway Stephanie McMahon vs. The Sensational Sara vs. "The Fallen Angel" Lauren Rath vs. Mother Russia

Steph is eliminated early via an Iron Curtain by the newest addition to the BPCW's Women's roster, Mother Russia. Shortly thereafter Rath gains the upper hand on the Sensational M.D. Sara and hits a Fall from Grace off the top rope to eliminate her leaving only two women in the ring. They battled viciously for almost 10 more minutes before one gained the advantage long enough to take the upper hand. Eventually Lauren once again went to the top rope and was positioning herself to hit another Fall From Grace, but out of the crowd came Big Red of the UCW! She proceeded to knock Rath off of the top turnbuckle sending her flying off directly into the guard rail. She continued her reign of violence by entering the ring and hitting her It Must Be The Navy finishing move on Mother Russia. Unfortunately for this sea-going swashbuckler, Rath was given time to recover and ran into the ring resulting in the immediate exit of Big Red. The camera panned first to red and then to Rath whose lip had been cut wide open by the fall onto the rail. She wiped a bit of the blood onto her hand and then licked it, smiling as Big Red just stared on with both disgust and malicious intent still in her eyes.

Your Winner: No Contest

Ten Man Team Battle Royal
Raven/X/Magnus/Saturn/Sabu vs. Sex Pistol/Jon Seitz/Ian Wolfe/Val Venis/Mark Bickler

This match is a knock-down, drag-out slobberknocker seeing the Flock and The Dark Side team up to take on Sex Pistol and his Playboys. Resulting in part by Sabu's interference last month at Chaos there was a quick effort to eliminate him as Bickler and Wolfe immediately made a bee-line for him. They are quickly intercepted by Saturn and Magnus and the 10 men are quickly embroiled in a massive tangle of flesh, bone, and eventually blood. Saturn is the first eliminated followed soon by his stable-mate X. The Flock rallies back and manages to take out Seitz, Venis, and Bickler before having Magnus ousted by Ian Wolfe leaving Wolfe and Sex Pistol from the Playboys and Sabu and Raven from the Flock. The rivals, Pistol and Raven pair up leaving Wolfe to deal with Sabu. The shiekey (hehe, get it?) Dark Side-r gains the upperhand and goes for his triple jump finisher but Wolfe regains his wits and clocks Sabu with his own chair. In a flurry of movement he quickly runs toward Raven who makes a timely duck of the swinging Wolfe who in turn ends up clocking Pistol with the chair sending him over the top rope. With a headful of rage boiling over Wolfe turns to Raven with the chair and runs, but Raven side-steps him and hits a drop toe hold which he promptly follows up with a Evenflow DDT onto the steel chair rendering The Skinny One unconcious. The referee ends the match with the Flock taking this one home via KO at the 23:17 mark.

Your Winner via the Evenflow DDT K.O.: Raven

BPCW World Heavyweight Title Match Icon 2000 vs. Rictor (c)

A long strenuous battle which compared very favorably to their bouts in the past with various technical and submission moves eminating from the arsenal of the Icon while Rictor relied heavily on his quickness to keep his longtime adversary at bay. Despite the length and intensity of the previous match, the crowd was in this one the whole way to the finish. A series of false endings had the fans on their feet and it wasn't until the second I2Screw and the following events that they truly exploded. At the registering of two in the fans ears, Rictor got his foot on the rope but Icon 2000 blocked his vision by positioning himself in front of the match-saver while the referee counted the 3. I2K triumphantly marched around the ring with his newly won belt but as he cheered profusely and gloated the corporate music hit and out comes hometown boy, Randall Turco who tells the referee of the foot on the rope who in turns restarts the match much to I2K's chagrin. The two combatants lock up again and the Icon immediately capitalizes on Rictor's weakened state, but has his Iconoclasm reversed into an Epicenter Suplex! Rictor does his jumping rage filled taunt signalling none other than his trademarked Shockwave which he hits with ease and gathers the 1...2...3... for another successful title defense at the 20:41 mark.

Your Winner and STILL BPCW World Heavyweight Champion: Rictor

*Postmatch, they have a staredown and Icon 2000 yells about how he was screwed, but Rictor just mocks him with a crying motion and then mounts the turnbuckle to the acceptance of the thousands of Michiganders in attendance.*

END SHOW
Genesis Press Release-Live from the Igloo Press Room

C.E.O. Wheeler gets on the podium with his bodyguard, and fellow U of MN graduate Brock Lesnar as well as his partner in crime and the newly appointed Commissioner of the UCW, Randall Turco.

CEO: It has come to my attention through my business associate, Randall Turco, that he still has pull in the Detroit area. As you know we always looking to provide our audience with new and exciting material and we've worked up a doozy for you all this time around.

RT: So I pulled a couple of strings and used my sway to book a little somethin', somethin' that I think will bring about a whole new beginning for the BPCW.

CEO: Every year around this time we like to think of it as something of a fresh start for our federation, a Genesis, if you will. So we're going to be doing a little exhibition of sorts. Only this time we're going to take it to a place a little different.

RT: And when he says 'place' we're talking Geographic, baby!

CEO: That's right. So for the first time ever the BPCW is going to be taking this show on the road. So this month, we'll be seeing the BPCW Main Roster and members of the Radical Movement together on the same card for a sort of exhibition for the starving UCW fans in Michigan. Enough with the mundane territorial scheme that has been going on. We're taking this to an all new level. So tune in live from the Rohring Lion's Den as we put on a Pay Per View of amazing proportions right in Doug Rohr's backyard. Here in the BPCW we don't pull punches, we throw them. And this one is a bonafide knock out. So Randall here will handle distribution of the card to the press, but as for right now, I have business to attend to. So remember to spread the word, and Have A Nice Day!

*Turco distributes a number of copies of the Card to the audience and then announces it will also be published on the official website.*

END PRESS CONFERENCE

Genesis 2002 Card- Live from the Rohring Lion's Den

BPCW Tag Team Title Match
Jeff Jarrett/Chris Benoit vs. The Big Red Machine (c)

Battle of the Titans
Venom vs. Brock Lesnar

Leaders of the New School Face Off
Sex Fiend vs. Vinnie Vincent

BPCW Midwest Title Match
Essa Rios vs. Frat Boy (c)

Women's Fatal Fourway
Stephanie McMahon vs. The Sensational Sara vs. "The Fallen Angel" Lauren Rath vs. Mother Russia

Ten Man Team Battle Royal
Raven/X/Magnus/Saturn/Sabu vs. Sex Pistol/Jon Seitz/Ian Wolfe/Val Venis/Mark Bickler

BPCW World Heavyweight Title Match
Icon 2000 vs. Rictor (c)
We're giving abbreviated results to catch up here, so hopefully you all can deal with this for the next couple of payperview's. Thanks.

-The Staff
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BPCW Chaos 2002:

Midwest Title Match:
Jon Seitz vs. Essa Rios vs. Frat Boy (c)

Unlike many three-way dances in the past, this match sparked a fire under the crowd’s asses from the get go. Seitz was out first, followed by Essa Rios, who was accompanied to the ring by his interpreter. Rios wasted no time charging the ring and starting things off with the Playboy. The two engage in a fairly lengthy brawl before Frat Boy leisurely strolls down to the ring, title in hand. He hands off the title to the referee and quickly interjects himself in a beat down on Rios with Seitz. The continue to work together, hoisting Rios up and hitting a double suplex on him, but the relationship quickly fizzles as Frat Boy goes for the quick pin while Seitz celebrates and plays to the crowd. He realizes what is going on before the ref can count to three and drops a desperation elbow to break up the count. The two go at it back and forth in a series of typical wear-down and brawling moves. The are both on their feat and grappling in a standard head lock up when they look up to see a flying Essa Rios just feet away from their position. Rios cross-body blocks the both of them and then quickly runs and leaps to the top turnbuckle and hits a springboard moonsault. He motions to his interpreter and she quickly mounts the turnbuckle only to pull of the same! Apparantly Essa has been training his interpreter outside the ring as her moonsault is even better than his former valet, Lita! Rios quickly makes the cover on Frat Boy, while the Interpreter covers Seitz for good measure for the 1…2…3, and Essa Rios is the winner at 8:36.

Your Winner and NEW BPCW Midwest Champion: Essa Rios

Rage in a Cage- No Rules
Raven/Magnus/Saturn vs. Sex Pistol/Ian Wolfe/Mark Bickler

In typical BPCW fashion, this match didn’t fail to leave the crowd gasping repeatedly throughout the match. At the three-minute mark, Ian Wolfe almost reached the top of the cage but was rocked off by Raven irish whipping Sex Pistol into the side of the cage Wolfe was climbing sending him violently to the mat. The match continued in a brutal fashion leaving many bloodied with the Playboys gaining the upper hand until none other than the UCW Radical Movement's Sabu showed up rocking Bickler off of the cage with a fireball and then a flying crossbody from the top of the cage onto Sex Pistol allowing his compatriots to easily exit the cage for the win at the 11:23 mark.

Your Winners: The Flock (Raven, Saturn, and Magnus)

Boiler Room Brawl
Venom vs. Sex Fiend

The match starts off with Sex Fiend entering the boiler room of the Igloo. Apparently Venom is already in the boiler room, so as soon as the Fiend sets foot inside, the referee locks the door and signals the beginning of the match. The Fiend wanders aimlessly for a minute or two, reacting to the sounds of the room trying to get a feel for where the man-beast Venom is. Suddenly, he is attacked from behind with a 2 x 4 just as he did to the members of the Flock in the previous months. Venom continues injecting his poison into his opponent by slamming him repeatedly on the cold concrete floor. He picks up the broken body of the Sex Fiend and throws him into one of the pipes knocking him to the ground again. While Sex Fiend is lying motionless, Venom searches out and sets up a table. He quickly picks up the Fiend and sets him on the table then climbs up on top of some of the machinery and goes for a flying elbow on his fallen competitor but the Fiend comes to and manages to roll away at the last second sending Venom tumbling to the cold concrete floor after crashing through his own table. Infuriated, he slowly makes it to his feet and climbs a ladder to try it again, but this time is shaken off by a rejuvenated Sex Fiend sending the man-beast through the glass separator between the areas of the boiler room causing it to spread its fragments across the floor. Fiend hobbles to his feet and with a glint in his eye sets up Venom for his Sexecutioner. The referee begs him not to do it on the concrete floor so he drops Venom and promptly sets up two tables which he climbs up on and places the man-beast on before setting him up and breaking through the tables with a massive Sexecutioner for the 1…2…3 at 16:34.

Your Winner by Pinfall via Sexecutioner: Sex Fiend

Tag Team Title Match
Big Red Machine vs. Jeff Jarrett/Chris Benoit

They start this off in typical face vs. face mode with a stare down, followed by a shaking of hands. Volkoff and Jarrett start this one out and go with the basic back and forth. The Russian rebel eventually begins his typical series of wear down holds complete with the Stalin Stretch. Jarrett refuses to give up and eventually frees himself of the hold and Volkoff allows him to tag in the Rabid Wolverine. They brawl back and forth and Voloff eventually is over come by a series of german suplexes but reaches Kane for the hot tag and he cleans house before tagging back to Volkoff who storms in and hits a Kremlin Krunch as Kane simultaneously dumps Jarrett on his ass with a huge chokeslam from hell. Volkoff gets the pin at 9:47.

Your Winners and NEW BPCW Tag Team Champions: The Big Red Machine

Handicap Match:
Brock Lesnar vs. Nathan Hellstorm/Steven Black
Unfortunately for the former Titans, this was nothing but an all out romp. For nearly 5 minutes Brock Lesnar hate-raped these two boasting betty’s and then put them away with an F-5 a piece, followed by a foot laid on top of Steven Black at 6:21.

Your Winner by Pinfall: Brock Lesnar.


BPCW World Heavyweight Championship Match
Icon 2000 vs. Rictor (c)

Rictor works the arm and goes to a sleeper for a bit, but Icon 2000 counters and works on his back before going to a chinlock. Rictor hits an axehandle off the top but the Icon catches him a minute later, picks him up over his head and casually drops him backwards over his head over the top and all the way to the floor. Icon suplexes him on the floor. The referee begins his count, but Rictor is thrown back in by Icon at the 8 count realizing in order to win the belt he must get a pin. Back in, the Icon actually tries to pin him with a foot on his chest but quickly goes back to the chinlock. Rictor fights out to keep the crowd awake but I2K backdrops him and legdrops him, picks up a two count, and goes right back to the chinlock. Rictor eventually fights out of it and grabs a pair of two counts off a sunset flip and a dropkick into the corner followed by a schoolboy. Icon 2000 goes for the I2Screw but Rictor wiggles out and tries to hit a superkick. I2K hangs back and avoids it, then clotheslines him. Icon hits an I2Screw but has the Iconoclasm reversed Rictor goes up top but a dropkick from the Icon crotches him. Icon superplexes him for two. He goes for a back superplex but Rictor shifts his weight in midair to come down with a two count. They both hit a double neckbreaker and are laid out then Rictor goes for a hurricanrana and Icon powerbombs him for two. Rictor whips him into the ropes and then gets the crowd pumped up, but Icon holds onto the rope and flips back into the ring a la I2K. Rictor clotheslines him and does a kick up, rushing to the top rope to hit the Shockwave and does but the ref was bumped after the last spot. Rictor goes to help him up and Icon 2000 quickly recovers and flips him around hitting another I2Screw and makes the pin but the ref notices that he has his feet on the ropes and stops the count. They argue and as they do Rictor gets up to the top rope and hits a Shockwave on the standing I2K as the ref dives out of the way. He covers the Icon and puts him away with the 1…2…3 at 32:51.

Your Winner and STILL Champion by Pinfall via the Shockwave: Rictor