Anarchy 2002 Results:
Introduction by JR and John Imbriani at ringside filling in for Randy "The Brain" this month at the announce position. They give a brief rundown of the pay per view and hype BPCW: The Music before the pyros explode and the sound of Big Daddy Mark Bickler's music blares over the arena's speakers as he makes his way to ringside ignoring the fans as they reach out for a high five. He gets to the ring and "Dangerous" Doug Wagner's music blasts over the loudspeakers and out comes the Great Lakes Champion...
Great Lakes Championship Match:
"Big Daddy" Bickler vs. "Dangerous" Doug Wagner (c)
The match starts off slow but Wagner quickly speeds the pace up to his frantic style with a nice series of arm drags followed up by a vicious snap suplex. Bickler regains control for a time but Wagner continues to battle back. Pin attempts are swapped after a small brawl ensues but neither reaches the desired three. Bickler whips Wagner into the turnbuckles and hits a huge running tornado DDT around the three minute mark and slows the pace again into a series of wear down moves on the champ, hoping to choke the life out of him. Wagner makes it to the ropes and the ref forces Bickler to release his hold on the champion. Refusing to give up, Wagner battles back, exploding off the ropes with a tremendous clothesline. A cover is made but only recieves a two count. The returning Playboy makes a run at offense ducking a second clotheline and hitting one of his own and goes to the top rope to attempt a high risk maneuver, but out of the crowd runs Sex Fiend who pushes Bickler from the top rope while the ref is not looking! Fiend ducks below the apron as Wagner recovers and plants a dazed Bickler with the Dangerous Driver for the win!
Your Winner and STILL BPCW Great Lakes Champion: "Dangerous" Doug Wagner
Here's a kick in the pants... instead of these normal results, I'm going to share a conversation I had with the Main Event, the Showstopper, the Icon: Randy Turco discussing and divulging the results for you to read and enjoy... so enjoy:
captainjimmy241: i'll give you the quick rundown
captainjimmy241: the wagner bickler match was tight, nice and long
captainjimmy241: but when bickler goes to the top to pull of his finisher, fiend comes down and gets revenge for interfering last month
captainjimmy241: after that, ceo wheeler is seen backstage chatting with the same girl that was warning the unholy alliance backstage, danny zucker tries to get a word in, but wheeler just says " no comment "
captainjimmy241: again, backstage, we see lauren exiting a locker room and tossing her hair
captainjimmy241: the camera pans in and it's proteus' locker room!
PokeysLittleDog: ooo
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: steph sees that and blocks her path, making an inquiry about it, but lauren just says she was "taking care of some unfinished business"
PokeysLittleDog: =-O
captainjimmy241: steph rushes off
captainjimmy241: back in the ring we have Abs vs. shane in a hardcore title classic
captainjimmy241: lots o weapons
captainjimmy241: all over the place
captainjimmy241: but in the end, abs finishes it off with a abroller off the stage onto shane
captainjimmy241: anyhoo, we go backstage again, and essa is having dinner with the interpreter
captainjimmy241: and jewish avenger and lita interupt
captainjimmy241: lita dumps the interpreters food
captainjimmy241: into her lap
captainjimmy241: the four brawl and are seperated
captainjimmy241: but fling spanish insults :-D
captainjimmy241: back out to the show, john imbriani and JR are chatting about that and the tag match occurs
captainjimmy241: big time awesome match
captainjimmy241: rictor comes down and looks like he's going to help the titans but fucks them over :-)
PokeysLittleDog: no shit?
captainjimmy241: magnus saturn retain
captainjimmy241: yeah
PokeysLittleDog: dizamn
captainjimmy241: totally
PokeysLittleDog: thats major stuff
captainjimmy241: after the free for all, he seals the deal
captainjimmy241: they walk, he slams the door
captainjimmy241: backstage ceo wheeler is on the cell phone in his office and makes the match of essa vs. avenger for later tonight
captainjimmy241: then we cut to steph informing I2K of seeing lauren in proteus' locker room and i2k gets pissed and storms out
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: okay, JR and John plug BPCW the music
captainjimmy241: oh shit!
captainjimmy241: i have the pics and everything
captainjimmy241: i should send them
captainjimmy241: one sec
captainjimmy241: hehe
captainjimmy241 wants to directly connect.
PokeysLittleDog is now directly connected.
PokeysLittleDog: yeah!
PokeysLittleDog: lemme see
PokeysLittleDog: 56k permittin g
captainjimmy241:
captainjimmy241: just right click and open
PokeysLittleDog: lol
PokeysLittleDog: thats awesome
PokeysLittleDog: Cactus jumping on Funk
captainjimmy241:
captainjimmy241: yeah, i always loved that picture
captainjimmy241: so anyhoo
captainjimmy241: there's the cheap plug
PokeysLittleDog: the back is sweet too
captainjimmy241: thanks
PokeysLittleDog: i was wondering when it was gonna happen last year
captainjimmy241: yeah
PokeysLittleDog: i really genuinly want a copy
captainjimmy241: it actually was done before you went, but i forgot to give you a copy
captainjimmy241: then i finally finished the sleeve a while ago
captainjimmy241: anyhoo, we go to the back where fiend/seitz are doing an alliance/wwf pep talk on the split screen for the 6 man contract match
captainjimmy241: anyhoo, we go back to the ring and it's essa w/interpreter vs. jewish avenger w/ lita
PokeysLittleDog: lolw.interpreter
captainjimmy241: yeah
captainjimmy241: :-D
captainjimmy241: okay, so we have that go back and forth and essa wins after the interpreter stops lita from interfereing
PokeysLittleDog: ill never forgetme and nates song..."got it made, got it made, got it made, im hot for deaf interpreter"
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
PokeysLittleDog: anyway
captainjimmy241: lol
PokeysLittleDog: damn im guesisng wrong all over the place
PokeysLittleDog: guess its good
PokeysLittleDog: youre not predictable
captainjimmy241: yeah, i hate being predictable
captainjimmy241: wait til the main event
captainjimmy241: so anyhow
captainjimmy241: we see the end of the pep talks
captainjimmy241: and then as they're heading to the ring JR hypes the fact that people will be eliminated from the roster!
captainjimmy241: submissions and pinfalls = on the street
captainjimmy241: so they come out and we have a huge brawl to start off before everyone gets to corners
captainjimmy241: the playboys dominate for the majority until the unholy alliance comes back and gets some tables out as payback
captainjimmy241: they put val venis through a table, but as they are about to try the same stunt as at the free-for-all, an enraged bickler storms the ring with a chair
captainjimmy241: flattens big show and romps billy gunn
captainjimmy241: sex fiend is busy outside with bickler
captainjimmy241: and a recovering val venis recovers to get a money shot in on big show through the table
PokeysLittleDog: damn
PokeysLittleDog: nice spot
captainjimmy241: eliminating him
captainjimmy241: then venis and bickler get billy gunn onto another table
captainjimmy241: and ian goes up for the afrosheen moonsault
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: and hits it followed by a pin for the 1..2... no! the crippler is alive!
captainjimmy241: bickler is outside the ring hiding again and venis whips gunn into the ropes while wolfe distracts the ref again and big daddy nails the crippler with a chair shot to the back
captainjimmy241: a dazed billy gunn walks right into a fameAsser by val venis!
captainjimmy241: and ends the career of the most illustrious tag teamer in the bpcw forever with his own move
PokeysLittleDog: boooooooooo!
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: at this point fiend realizes what is going on, but is too late to stop the carnage as he sees his unholy alliance brought low by the playboys!
captainjimmy241: he puts playboy jon seitz through the announcers table with a sexecutioner out of nowhere
captainjimmy241: then grabs a chair and hits the celebrating playboys left and right then hits the ref going berserk
captainjimmy241: he is DQ'd and the match ends
captainjimmy241: after the match, the playboys run off and fiend chases them
captainjimmy241: chair in hand
captainjimmy241: the unholy alliance recovers and is cheered as they make their way out of the arena
captainjimmy241: backstage we see sex fiend wielding his chair and yelling for bickler
captainjimmy241: security and ceo wheeler head him off and wheeler offers him a choice
captainjimmy241: bickler next month at heatwave or a spot in the main event tonight, or jail
captainjimmy241: fiend drops the chair and stairs c.e.o. wheeler down
captainjimmy241: we fade elsewhere as I2K knocks on proteus' door
captainjimmy241: yells inside, but to no response
captainjimmy241: he enters and starts to question proteus about having lauren in here
PokeysLittleDog: he's probably doing it and oding it and doing it well
captainjimmy241: after all she's done to him
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: he is sitting in an arm chair and lets the berating continue for a minute
captainjimmy241: I2k looks around and sees no sign on her, but continues until he looks around and sees blood on the ground
captainjimmy241: "and what the fuck is this shit? what the hell is going on? what was she doing in here?"
captainjimmy241: proteus swivels around and has a crimson mask along with bandages on his head and only glares at I2k as the iconic one looks in horror and says "holy shit man" what happened to you?
captainjimmy241: "a chair and a whole lot of pent up aggression. now if you were done with your little lecture, i've got to go get ready to win a title. i'll see you out there."
captainjimmy241: he brushed by I2K and they bump shoulders in indication of Proteus' displeasure with the yelling
PokeysLittleDog: ooo
captainjimmy241: another skit is shown displaying what rvd and retirO are up to and they are seen at mystic lake having a good time
captainjimmy241: comedy ensues, etc.
captainjimmy241: hehe
captainjimmy241: anyhoo
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: back to the arena, the women's match is up next
captainjimmy241: sara vs. steph vs. rath
captainjimmy241: the battle is hard fought and many underhanded tricks and moves are used by all three competitors as to be expected but it starts in a pose down by the three girls to a great response from the crowd
captainjimmy241: moving along, sara dominates for the majority of the match with steph getting in a huge bitch slap and strangling the life out of rath until sara and steph hit a double neckbreaker and rath capitalizes by heading to the top rope and hitting her wings of an angel finisher for the win
captainjimmy241: after lining both of them up
captainjimmy241: and dropping on top of them for the 1...2...3!
PokeysLittleDog: boooooooooooo!
PokeysLittleDog: whats with ex-girls running the womens division?
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: hehe
captainjimmy241: because like i said
captainjimmy241: major catalyst
captainjimmy241: you'll see in the coming months
PokeysLittleDog: true, true
captainjimmy241: so the final match of the night is the six pack challenge for the world title
captainjimmy241: World Title: SOMEONE vs. Rictor vs. Proteus vs. Dark Figure vs. Icon 2000 vs. Sex Pistol (c)
captainjimmy241: backstage there is a final meeting with the dark figure and his minions
captainjimmy241: a little speech about punishing the wicked and corrupt
captainjimmy241: robbing from the rich and giving to the poor
captainjimmy241: good stuff
captainjimmy241: anyhoo
PokeysLittleDog: *prays for Doug Funnie*
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
PokeysLittleDog: j/k
captainjimmy241: back to the ring
captainjimmy241: lol
captainjimmy241: quail man is not he suprise
captainjimmy241: sorry
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: first out is Rictor, followed by a bloody head wrapped proteus, I2K and the champ sex pistol
captainjimmy241: finally, the moment people all over have been waiting for...
captainjimmy241: the lights go down... the smoke pours out... the minions make their way out and stand as the druids once did
captainjimmy241: motionless
captainjimmy241: and finally
captainjimmy241: as the four men look towards the stage
captainjimmy241: a spotlight shines on the top of the foleytron
captainjimmy241: and the dark figure is perched atop of it in a robe
captainjimmy241: all of a sudden the torches the minions are holding go out and a familiar cackle fills the arena
captainjimmy241: and as the lights come up, Raven is perched atop the far turnbuckle arms out facing his opponents
PokeysLittleDog: wow...no clue on that
PokeysLittleDog: he steals Raven form me!
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: you damn right
captainjimmy241: i've been waiting forever
captainjimmy241: no wwe
captainjimmy241: no wwa
captainjimmy241: no ucw
captainjimmy241: he's mine
captainjimmy241: all mine :-D
captainjimmy241: YUSS!
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
PokeysLittleDog: good deal
captainjimmy241: totally
captainjimmy241: the brawl ensues and pretty much everyone partners up
PokeysLittleDog: i had just written him off as "training some youngsters in UCWHWA"
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: hehe
PokeysLittleDog: now i can say, "he's doing some work for the good people int he BPCW"
captainjimmy241: sex pistol is the first to feel raven's wrath as he gets hit with a huge evenflow and then eliminated over the top rope by I2K.
captainjimmy241: I2K and raven look at each other and raven simply pulls a page out of taker's book and does the backward drop to the apron eliminating himself!
captainjimmy241: he and sex pistol brawl up the ramp and disappear backstage
captainjimmy241: i2k and proteus stare at each other after Proteus hits his brother with a hook line and sinker but then both simultaneously start to stomp rictor
captainjimmy241: they pick him up and go for a double team but somehow rictor hits a double running ddt
captainjimmy241: steph comes down to help again, but she is stopped by the ref
captainjimmy241: meanwhile, rath comes in with a handful of salt meant for proteus
captainjimmy241: rictor clues in and throws proteus into the ropes and charges but Proteus does and al snow stop and rictor gets the salt anyway!
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
PokeysLittleDog: sweet
captainjimmy241: I2K goes for the pin but is pulled off by proteus
captainjimmy241: they verbally spar until rictor gets up
captainjimmy241: they hit him with a non-chalant double clothesline and go right back to bickering
captainjimmy241: they seem to reconcile, and I2K turns his back on proteus to stomp on rictor, but Proteus gets him in a reverse headlock and hits a hook line and sinker and I2K rock sells over the top rope and it's down to Proteus and Rictor!
captainjimmy241: they brawl back and forth and Proteus gets to the top rope with rictor in tow and is poised for the superplex
captainjimmy241: but rictor locks in his legs and Proteus falls down getting caught in the tree of woe
captainjimmy241: Lauren hits a running slide kick as rictor distracts the ref
captainjimmy241: rictor then pics up proteus and hits an epicenter suplex and hits the pin for the 1...2... no!
captainjimmy241: he kicked out!
captainjimmy241: 1...2... kickout! rictor can't believe it
captainjimmy241: he hits another epicenter suplex, and this time proteus is really juicing
captainjimmy241: but he doesn't go for the pin
captainjimmy241: he just does his stomping pose and points to the top turnbuckle
captainjimmy241: he goes up top as lauren holds proteus' feet down just in case
captainjimmy241: and hits the shockwave for the 1...2...3.
captainjimmy241: your winner and NEW BPCW World Champion: Rictor
PokeysLittleDog: but...wait...did i read it wrong
PokeysLittleDog: who was the ???
captainjimmy241: ;-)
captainjimmy241: he goes to celebrate
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: but the ref says explains there's still another person to come out
PokeysLittleDog: nice finish
PokeysLittleDog: and i dont know it it is even!
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: rictor motions to the back as he poses atop of proteus' broken body
PokeysLittleDog: *who it is
captainjimmy241: until lauren whispers something into his ear
captainjimmy241: rictor smiles and mouths "no fuckin' way"
captainjimmy241: she smiles and seductively lays down and motions to him with one finger
captainjimmy241: he casually lays down on top of her sideways and she motions for the ref to count the 1...2...3!
captainjimmy241: they begin to laugh as the ref looks confused but rictor grabs the belt out of his hand and looks at it falling to his knees
captainjimmy241: lauren takes it and straps it around his waist and raises him to his feet and then raises his hand
captainjimmy241: he poses for a while and then makes the ref stop checking on proteus and raise his hand again
PokeysLittleDog: are you serious?
PokeysLittleDog: waits to see if music hits for someone
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: he spits on proteus and then heads up the ramp posing all the way
captainjimmy241: at the top of the ramp
captainjimmy241: he grabs a microphone
captainjimmy241: and says cue the loser's music...
captainjimmy241: *the music goes off and rictor speaks* "in the words of your own song brother... "i'm world champion now" asshole."
captainjimmy241: they laugh
PokeysLittleDog: lol
PokeysLittleDog: "...asshole"
PokeysLittleDog: :-)
captainjimmy241: proteus looks up blood dripping down his face
captainjimmy241: as he reaches a hand out and it fades out
captainjimmy241: END SHOW
PokeysLittleDog: wow...he seriously won it
Introduction by JR and John Imbriani at ringside filling in for Randy "The Brain" this month at the announce position. They give a brief rundown of the pay per view and hype BPCW: The Music before the pyros explode and the sound of Big Daddy Mark Bickler's music blares over the arena's speakers as he makes his way to ringside ignoring the fans as they reach out for a high five. He gets to the ring and "Dangerous" Doug Wagner's music blasts over the loudspeakers and out comes the Great Lakes Champion...
Great Lakes Championship Match:
"Big Daddy" Bickler vs. "Dangerous" Doug Wagner (c)
The match starts off slow but Wagner quickly speeds the pace up to his frantic style with a nice series of arm drags followed up by a vicious snap suplex. Bickler regains control for a time but Wagner continues to battle back. Pin attempts are swapped after a small brawl ensues but neither reaches the desired three. Bickler whips Wagner into the turnbuckles and hits a huge running tornado DDT around the three minute mark and slows the pace again into a series of wear down moves on the champ, hoping to choke the life out of him. Wagner makes it to the ropes and the ref forces Bickler to release his hold on the champion. Refusing to give up, Wagner battles back, exploding off the ropes with a tremendous clothesline. A cover is made but only recieves a two count. The returning Playboy makes a run at offense ducking a second clotheline and hitting one of his own and goes to the top rope to attempt a high risk maneuver, but out of the crowd runs Sex Fiend who pushes Bickler from the top rope while the ref is not looking! Fiend ducks below the apron as Wagner recovers and plants a dazed Bickler with the Dangerous Driver for the win!
Your Winner and STILL BPCW Great Lakes Champion: "Dangerous" Doug Wagner
Here's a kick in the pants... instead of these normal results, I'm going to share a conversation I had with the Main Event, the Showstopper, the Icon: Randy Turco discussing and divulging the results for you to read and enjoy... so enjoy:
captainjimmy241: i'll give you the quick rundown
captainjimmy241: the wagner bickler match was tight, nice and long
captainjimmy241: but when bickler goes to the top to pull of his finisher, fiend comes down and gets revenge for interfering last month
captainjimmy241: after that, ceo wheeler is seen backstage chatting with the same girl that was warning the unholy alliance backstage, danny zucker tries to get a word in, but wheeler just says " no comment "
captainjimmy241: again, backstage, we see lauren exiting a locker room and tossing her hair
captainjimmy241: the camera pans in and it's proteus' locker room!
PokeysLittleDog: ooo
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: steph sees that and blocks her path, making an inquiry about it, but lauren just says she was "taking care of some unfinished business"
PokeysLittleDog: =-O
captainjimmy241: steph rushes off
captainjimmy241: back in the ring we have Abs vs. shane in a hardcore title classic
captainjimmy241: lots o weapons
captainjimmy241: all over the place
captainjimmy241: but in the end, abs finishes it off with a abroller off the stage onto shane
captainjimmy241: anyhoo, we go backstage again, and essa is having dinner with the interpreter
captainjimmy241: and jewish avenger and lita interupt
captainjimmy241: lita dumps the interpreters food
captainjimmy241: into her lap
captainjimmy241: the four brawl and are seperated
captainjimmy241: but fling spanish insults :-D
captainjimmy241: back out to the show, john imbriani and JR are chatting about that and the tag match occurs
captainjimmy241: big time awesome match
captainjimmy241: rictor comes down and looks like he's going to help the titans but fucks them over :-)
PokeysLittleDog: no shit?
captainjimmy241: magnus saturn retain
captainjimmy241: yeah
PokeysLittleDog: dizamn
captainjimmy241: totally
PokeysLittleDog: thats major stuff
captainjimmy241: after the free for all, he seals the deal
captainjimmy241: they walk, he slams the door
captainjimmy241: backstage ceo wheeler is on the cell phone in his office and makes the match of essa vs. avenger for later tonight
captainjimmy241: then we cut to steph informing I2K of seeing lauren in proteus' locker room and i2k gets pissed and storms out
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: okay, JR and John plug BPCW the music
captainjimmy241: oh shit!
captainjimmy241: i have the pics and everything
captainjimmy241: i should send them
captainjimmy241: one sec
captainjimmy241: hehe
captainjimmy241 wants to directly connect.
PokeysLittleDog is now directly connected.
PokeysLittleDog: yeah!
PokeysLittleDog: lemme see
PokeysLittleDog: 56k permittin g
captainjimmy241:
captainjimmy241: just right click and open
PokeysLittleDog: lol
PokeysLittleDog: thats awesome
PokeysLittleDog: Cactus jumping on Funk
captainjimmy241:
captainjimmy241: yeah, i always loved that picture
captainjimmy241: so anyhoo
captainjimmy241: there's the cheap plug
PokeysLittleDog: the back is sweet too
captainjimmy241: thanks
PokeysLittleDog: i was wondering when it was gonna happen last year
captainjimmy241: yeah
PokeysLittleDog: i really genuinly want a copy
captainjimmy241: it actually was done before you went, but i forgot to give you a copy
captainjimmy241: then i finally finished the sleeve a while ago
captainjimmy241: anyhoo, we go to the back where fiend/seitz are doing an alliance/wwf pep talk on the split screen for the 6 man contract match
captainjimmy241: anyhoo, we go back to the ring and it's essa w/interpreter vs. jewish avenger w/ lita
PokeysLittleDog: lolw.interpreter
captainjimmy241: yeah
captainjimmy241: :-D
captainjimmy241: okay, so we have that go back and forth and essa wins after the interpreter stops lita from interfereing
PokeysLittleDog: ill never forgetme and nates song..."got it made, got it made, got it made, im hot for deaf interpreter"
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
PokeysLittleDog: anyway
captainjimmy241: lol
PokeysLittleDog: damn im guesisng wrong all over the place
PokeysLittleDog: guess its good
PokeysLittleDog: youre not predictable
captainjimmy241: yeah, i hate being predictable
captainjimmy241: wait til the main event
captainjimmy241: so anyhow
captainjimmy241: we see the end of the pep talks
captainjimmy241: and then as they're heading to the ring JR hypes the fact that people will be eliminated from the roster!
captainjimmy241: submissions and pinfalls = on the street
captainjimmy241: so they come out and we have a huge brawl to start off before everyone gets to corners
captainjimmy241: the playboys dominate for the majority until the unholy alliance comes back and gets some tables out as payback
captainjimmy241: they put val venis through a table, but as they are about to try the same stunt as at the free-for-all, an enraged bickler storms the ring with a chair
captainjimmy241: flattens big show and romps billy gunn
captainjimmy241: sex fiend is busy outside with bickler
captainjimmy241: and a recovering val venis recovers to get a money shot in on big show through the table
PokeysLittleDog: damn
PokeysLittleDog: nice spot
captainjimmy241: eliminating him
captainjimmy241: then venis and bickler get billy gunn onto another table
captainjimmy241: and ian goes up for the afrosheen moonsault
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: and hits it followed by a pin for the 1..2... no! the crippler is alive!
captainjimmy241: bickler is outside the ring hiding again and venis whips gunn into the ropes while wolfe distracts the ref again and big daddy nails the crippler with a chair shot to the back
captainjimmy241: a dazed billy gunn walks right into a fameAsser by val venis!
captainjimmy241: and ends the career of the most illustrious tag teamer in the bpcw forever with his own move
PokeysLittleDog: boooooooooo!
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: at this point fiend realizes what is going on, but is too late to stop the carnage as he sees his unholy alliance brought low by the playboys!
captainjimmy241: he puts playboy jon seitz through the announcers table with a sexecutioner out of nowhere
captainjimmy241: then grabs a chair and hits the celebrating playboys left and right then hits the ref going berserk
captainjimmy241: he is DQ'd and the match ends
captainjimmy241: after the match, the playboys run off and fiend chases them
captainjimmy241: chair in hand
captainjimmy241: the unholy alliance recovers and is cheered as they make their way out of the arena
captainjimmy241: backstage we see sex fiend wielding his chair and yelling for bickler
captainjimmy241: security and ceo wheeler head him off and wheeler offers him a choice
captainjimmy241: bickler next month at heatwave or a spot in the main event tonight, or jail
captainjimmy241: fiend drops the chair and stairs c.e.o. wheeler down
captainjimmy241: we fade elsewhere as I2K knocks on proteus' door
captainjimmy241: yells inside, but to no response
captainjimmy241: he enters and starts to question proteus about having lauren in here
PokeysLittleDog: he's probably doing it and oding it and doing it well
captainjimmy241: after all she's done to him
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: he is sitting in an arm chair and lets the berating continue for a minute
captainjimmy241: I2k looks around and sees no sign on her, but continues until he looks around and sees blood on the ground
captainjimmy241: "and what the fuck is this shit? what the hell is going on? what was she doing in here?"
captainjimmy241: proteus swivels around and has a crimson mask along with bandages on his head and only glares at I2k as the iconic one looks in horror and says "holy shit man" what happened to you?
captainjimmy241: "a chair and a whole lot of pent up aggression. now if you were done with your little lecture, i've got to go get ready to win a title. i'll see you out there."
captainjimmy241: he brushed by I2K and they bump shoulders in indication of Proteus' displeasure with the yelling
PokeysLittleDog: ooo
captainjimmy241: another skit is shown displaying what rvd and retirO are up to and they are seen at mystic lake having a good time
captainjimmy241: comedy ensues, etc.
captainjimmy241: hehe
captainjimmy241: anyhoo
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: back to the arena, the women's match is up next
captainjimmy241: sara vs. steph vs. rath
captainjimmy241: the battle is hard fought and many underhanded tricks and moves are used by all three competitors as to be expected but it starts in a pose down by the three girls to a great response from the crowd
captainjimmy241: moving along, sara dominates for the majority of the match with steph getting in a huge bitch slap and strangling the life out of rath until sara and steph hit a double neckbreaker and rath capitalizes by heading to the top rope and hitting her wings of an angel finisher for the win
captainjimmy241: after lining both of them up
captainjimmy241: and dropping on top of them for the 1...2...3!
PokeysLittleDog: boooooooooooo!
PokeysLittleDog: whats with ex-girls running the womens division?
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: hehe
captainjimmy241: because like i said
captainjimmy241: major catalyst
captainjimmy241: you'll see in the coming months
PokeysLittleDog: true, true
captainjimmy241: so the final match of the night is the six pack challenge for the world title
captainjimmy241: World Title: SOMEONE vs. Rictor vs. Proteus vs. Dark Figure vs. Icon 2000 vs. Sex Pistol (c)
captainjimmy241: backstage there is a final meeting with the dark figure and his minions
captainjimmy241: a little speech about punishing the wicked and corrupt
captainjimmy241: robbing from the rich and giving to the poor
captainjimmy241: good stuff
captainjimmy241: anyhoo
PokeysLittleDog: *prays for Doug Funnie*
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
PokeysLittleDog: j/k
captainjimmy241: back to the ring
captainjimmy241: lol
captainjimmy241: quail man is not he suprise
captainjimmy241: sorry
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: first out is Rictor, followed by a bloody head wrapped proteus, I2K and the champ sex pistol
captainjimmy241: finally, the moment people all over have been waiting for...
captainjimmy241: the lights go down... the smoke pours out... the minions make their way out and stand as the druids once did
captainjimmy241: motionless
captainjimmy241: and finally
captainjimmy241: as the four men look towards the stage
captainjimmy241: a spotlight shines on the top of the foleytron
captainjimmy241: and the dark figure is perched atop of it in a robe
captainjimmy241: all of a sudden the torches the minions are holding go out and a familiar cackle fills the arena
captainjimmy241: and as the lights come up, Raven is perched atop the far turnbuckle arms out facing his opponents
PokeysLittleDog: wow...no clue on that
PokeysLittleDog: he steals Raven form me!
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: you damn right
captainjimmy241: i've been waiting forever
captainjimmy241: no wwe
captainjimmy241: no wwa
captainjimmy241: no ucw
captainjimmy241: he's mine
captainjimmy241: all mine :-D
captainjimmy241: YUSS!
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
PokeysLittleDog: good deal
captainjimmy241: totally
captainjimmy241: the brawl ensues and pretty much everyone partners up
PokeysLittleDog: i had just written him off as "training some youngsters in UCWHWA"
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: hehe
PokeysLittleDog: now i can say, "he's doing some work for the good people int he BPCW"
captainjimmy241: sex pistol is the first to feel raven's wrath as he gets hit with a huge evenflow and then eliminated over the top rope by I2K.
captainjimmy241: I2K and raven look at each other and raven simply pulls a page out of taker's book and does the backward drop to the apron eliminating himself!
captainjimmy241: he and sex pistol brawl up the ramp and disappear backstage
captainjimmy241: i2k and proteus stare at each other after Proteus hits his brother with a hook line and sinker but then both simultaneously start to stomp rictor
captainjimmy241: they pick him up and go for a double team but somehow rictor hits a double running ddt
captainjimmy241: steph comes down to help again, but she is stopped by the ref
captainjimmy241: meanwhile, rath comes in with a handful of salt meant for proteus
captainjimmy241: rictor clues in and throws proteus into the ropes and charges but Proteus does and al snow stop and rictor gets the salt anyway!
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
PokeysLittleDog: sweet
captainjimmy241: I2K goes for the pin but is pulled off by proteus
captainjimmy241: they verbally spar until rictor gets up
captainjimmy241: they hit him with a non-chalant double clothesline and go right back to bickering
captainjimmy241: they seem to reconcile, and I2K turns his back on proteus to stomp on rictor, but Proteus gets him in a reverse headlock and hits a hook line and sinker and I2K rock sells over the top rope and it's down to Proteus and Rictor!
captainjimmy241: they brawl back and forth and Proteus gets to the top rope with rictor in tow and is poised for the superplex
captainjimmy241: but rictor locks in his legs and Proteus falls down getting caught in the tree of woe
captainjimmy241: Lauren hits a running slide kick as rictor distracts the ref
captainjimmy241: rictor then pics up proteus and hits an epicenter suplex and hits the pin for the 1...2... no!
captainjimmy241: he kicked out!
captainjimmy241: 1...2... kickout! rictor can't believe it
captainjimmy241: he hits another epicenter suplex, and this time proteus is really juicing
captainjimmy241: but he doesn't go for the pin
captainjimmy241: he just does his stomping pose and points to the top turnbuckle
captainjimmy241: he goes up top as lauren holds proteus' feet down just in case
captainjimmy241: and hits the shockwave for the 1...2...3.
captainjimmy241: your winner and NEW BPCW World Champion: Rictor
PokeysLittleDog: but...wait...did i read it wrong
PokeysLittleDog: who was the ???
captainjimmy241: ;-)
captainjimmy241: he goes to celebrate
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: but the ref says explains there's still another person to come out
PokeysLittleDog: nice finish
PokeysLittleDog: and i dont know it it is even!
PokeysLittleDog: lol
captainjimmy241: rictor motions to the back as he poses atop of proteus' broken body
PokeysLittleDog: *who it is
captainjimmy241: until lauren whispers something into his ear
captainjimmy241: rictor smiles and mouths "no fuckin' way"
captainjimmy241: she smiles and seductively lays down and motions to him with one finger
captainjimmy241: he casually lays down on top of her sideways and she motions for the ref to count the 1...2...3!
captainjimmy241: they begin to laugh as the ref looks confused but rictor grabs the belt out of his hand and looks at it falling to his knees
captainjimmy241: lauren takes it and straps it around his waist and raises him to his feet and then raises his hand
captainjimmy241: he poses for a while and then makes the ref stop checking on proteus and raise his hand again
PokeysLittleDog: are you serious?
PokeysLittleDog: waits to see if music hits for someone
PokeysLittleDog: hehe
captainjimmy241: he spits on proteus and then heads up the ramp posing all the way
captainjimmy241: at the top of the ramp
captainjimmy241: he grabs a microphone
captainjimmy241: and says cue the loser's music...
captainjimmy241: *the music goes off and rictor speaks* "in the words of your own song brother... "i'm world champion now" asshole."
captainjimmy241: they laugh
PokeysLittleDog: lol
PokeysLittleDog: "...asshole"
PokeysLittleDog: :-)
captainjimmy241: proteus looks up blood dripping down his face
captainjimmy241: as he reaches a hand out and it fades out
captainjimmy241: END SHOW
PokeysLittleDog: wow...he seriously won it
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