BPCW Revolution 2002 Results:
The usual fanfare and crowd panning starts us off and the stage goes black and we are treated to a live performance of the BPCW Revolution 2002 theme, "the untitled" by none other than Linkin Park. In the end... they pose and fireworks explode and we head to the announcers booth for their thoughts on the night's matches and off we go with the first match of the night...
BPCW Hardcore Title Melee:
Test comes out first, followed by Abs in a non-sweater vest, all black ensemble. Next out is Shane, Rodney, the hardcore champion, Pete Gas and finally... after the anticipation has built, the former BPCW personality is introduced to a screech of wheels and out comes the Hardcore Legend himself, Mick Foley!
Things start off and Abs goes straight for McMahon as Rodney and Pete go after Test, the posse themselves start to fight and we see sweater vest of sweater vest as the current champ gas starts to fight with Rodney. Meanwhile Test and Abs have their way with Shane scoring a handful of 2 counts but nothing more. Shane begins to fight back and begins tearing through everything in sight. Abs goes for a pin on Rodney as Shane goes for a pin on gas, but both come up with only a one count. Shortly thereafter Test and Shane square off again with Shane coming up at the short end of the stick until Pete Gas puts test down with the gas mask and then the pin, but only a two count. Joey abs takes Rodney upstairs and hits the Abroller for the three count and eliminates him. Rodney lays there motionless until he is carted off by EMTs minutes later. Abs again, goes straight for McMahon and Gas and Test square off. Pete gas goes off laying out Test and then Shane, but has his little tirade stopped by the fists of Joey Abs who then starts to work over Gas’s leg. Gas recovers only to receive a larger bastion of punishment. But as Joey abs goes for the pin, Test picks him up out of nowhere and hits a pumphandle slam. Abs lies motionless but quickly recovers. Pete Gas gets knocked to the outside and just gets up to the apron when all of a sudden Abs spears him through the ropes carrying both competitors to the outside. Abs calls for the count and the referee turns his attention to the outside to make the 1…2…3! Back in the ring, Shane and Test are busy in a series of reversals and holds until Test gains the advantage and plants Shane with a mammoth spinebuster. He signals to Foley to count the three and covers Shane. 1…2… shoulder up! Test can’t believe it and gets in Foley’s face. In the mean time, Abs who is still on the outside is the first to take advantage of the Hardcore nature of the fight and grabs a bat from under the ring. Shane recovers but Test dodges an attack and whips him towards where Abs is waiting with the bat but Shane reverses the Irish whip and Test runs right into Abs’ bat who cracks it in two over his head showing no signs of remorse. Shane covers and the referee goes to count the three but Foley shoves him out of the way and counts a quick three to eliminate Test. While Abs gets back in the ring to face Shane, Foley picks up Test using the Mandible Claw and places him against the rope then gets a running start across the ring, hits the ropes and runs back hitting a Foley Clothesline™ over the top rope. Shane and Abs have a stair down and the two begin to brawl. Abs takes the early advantage by whipping Shane into the corner and wailing away finishing it up with a superplex from the top rope. He picks him up again and hits a hard scoop slam followed by an irish whip into the rope and a powerslam. Abs looks for the pin and rolls McMahon up for the 1…2…kickout! Abs pushes the referee and throws Shane O’Mac into the corner and climbs to the second rope to deliver the ten punch combo. 1…2…3..4..5.6.7.8..9…10! Shane stumbles out and does the Flair flop to the ground but recovers and reverses a big suplex for a two count. Shane then charges Abs who is slowly getting to his feet to spear him, but Abs moves to the side and Shane buckles himself. Abs takes advantage of the situation and hefts his former partner and confidant up to the top rope and hits the Abroller followed by a pin for the 1…2…3!
Order of Elimination:
1. Rodney via pinfall after an Abroller from Abs.
2. Pete Gas via pinfall after a spear from Abs.
3. Test via pinfall by Shane McMahon.
4. Shane McMahon via pinfall after an Abroller from Abs.
Your Winner and NEW BPCW Hardcore Champion: Joey Abs
*After the pin, Abs locks a stare in with Foley who awards him the belt, but Abs ignores this gesture and begins to pummel away on the Hardcore legend in unparalleled fashion until he brings him to his knees using a sleeper hold and leaves him in the middle of the ring. He picks up the belt and as he does the stage begins to fill with smoke and we see the Dark Figure™ appear welcoming him to the darkness. He goes up the ramp and turns around as the Dark Figure™ straps the belt around his waist and he displays it to great dismay and a poor reception from the crowd who boo them until he fades away into the mouth of the stage.*
*Backstage the Unholy Alliance are conversing and as the cameras get close enough to hear what’s going down, Sex Fiend and Essa Rios both walk away leaving the Tag Team Champions of the Big Show and “The Crippler” Billy Gunn sitting alone talking about their title defense coming up after the Women’s Title match coming up next when all of a sudden the lights go off and scuffling is heard. A candle is lit in the darkness and the face of a woman we have never seen before is shown illuminated in the darkness.*
MR: “It is time for you to pay for your transgressions. We are coming and there is nothing you can do to stop us from defeating you.”
*She blows out the candle and we fade out to see Sara and Stephanie both making their way to the ring being given pep talks on the way their from their respective beau’s. The camera fades again to a hype for the next pay per view event, Anarchy, and then out to ringside for the Women’s Title match.*
BPCW Women’s Title Match:
Stephanie McMahon vs. The Sensational Sara (c)
Stephanie comes out first flanked by Icon 2000. They make their way down to the ring to a mixed reaction, and when they arrive, I2K begins to get into a verbal altercation with the referee concerning his presence. Stephanie begins to pout, and the argument continues until the familiar sound of Dr. Dre is heard over the loudspeaker and out comes Sara, belt around her waist… and Sex Pistol right alongside of her! Icon 2000 argues that if Pistol gets to stay out there so does he, but the ref gets out of the ring and stops the World Champion midway down the ramp allowing Sara to continue to the ring. They too argue about whether or not he can accompany, but while the ref has him distracted Icon 2000 attacks Sex Pistol and they fight to the back and finally we are off…
The Women’s match is a fairly lively one seeing as how it is the showcase of the immortals. Stephanie gains the early upper hand with a display of wrestling fortitude uncharacteristic of her usual talents and abilities which JR attributes the to the young lady “eating her wheaties”. The two women go back and forth exchanging punches and slaps until Sara reverses a suplex and drops Stephanie hard to the canvas. The current women’s champion locks on her infamous Sexual Tension and contorts the leg of the Billion Dollar Princess making her scream in pain. Despite her body being wracked with pain, she flips over and kicks Sara in her posterior breaking the hold. Stephanie is quick to her feet and leaps on the prone champion and the two begin to catfight clawing and pulling hair rolling over and over across the ring. As the ref tries to break it up, the crowd pops loud for the physical girl on girl action and as the two ladies continue to fight, I2K and Sex Pistol are spotted brawling their way through the crowd towards the ring and eventually spill in despite the referee’s protest at which points he declares a double DQ for interference on both competitors accounts.
STILL BPCW Womens Champion via a Disqualification: The Sensational Sara
*Afterward, Stephanie looks pissed at Icon 2000 for costing her her title match up. Meanwhile, Sex Pistol and Sara scurry away up the ramp gloating, and playing to the crowd while holding their title belts in the air. Backstage we see Doug Wagner and Rictor run into each other for the first time. Being old friends Rictor is quite chummy and jokes around with Wagner...
RT: "So it looks like they'll let pretty much anyone join this federation, eh Douggie?"
DW: *looks at Rictor* "Yeah, I guess they will. I mean, at least they had an excuse for hiring me, I'm a champion."
RT: "What the hell was that supposed to mean? I'm a born champion. Here I run into you, and I'm thinking 'newest member of the Titans' and you're implying that I'm not worth my weight around here?" *gets in Doug's face* "Is that what you're saying?"
DW: "First of all, get out of my face. Second of all, I didn't see you weeping any bitter tears when you left Great Lakes for LCW and left us hanging. And lastly, I'm not sure if you've looked around, but your... *does hand quotation marks* " 'Titans' aren't exactly looking so titanic as of late." *crowd pops* "I mean, the boy blunders are taking on who they claim to be fossils, and they're getting their asses kicked left and right in the tag team division. Not to mention your boy Magnus going batty and joining up with that Dark Who Ever's little band of merry freaks. I'd say that the only thing left is you, and you just picked a fight with your own brother, who last time I checked was none too pleased with your recent actions. Hell, I'd say you're as far from titanic as you can get Davey boy."
RT: *smirks* "Hey, you're loss man... you just wait. Because, when I'm done putting my brother out of commission..." *gets in Doug's face again and looks down at his title, then up at his face again* "I'm going to be coming for that!" *Rictor storms off and Doug calls back to him*
DW: "So does that mean that you're taking back your offer to join?" *crowd pops for Wagner getting the best of Rictor*
Tag Team Title Match: Saturn/Magnus after a Downward Spiral Bomb from Magnus on Gunn for the KO
*After the match, the smoke, once again, pours out from the stage and out come both Abs, and the Dark Figure™ appear. Saturn and Magnus grab the titles from the referee, strapping them around their waists and insist on having their hands raised. They head up the ramp to meet their compatriots and the four pose with the new Tag Champs on either side of the figure and the new Hardcore champion Joey Abs on a knee in front. The smoke begins to billow out more and then as it draws back the four are gone and JR and "The Brain" are left with even more questions!*
*Backstage, Doug Wagner is spotted again entering the office of C.E.O. Wheeler who is on his cell phone...*
CEO: "Yeah, yeah, I have it all under wraps... yeah, the pay per view is going great... new champs, kick ass action... oh yeah, the revolution is here baby... we're moving on up like George and Weezy" *Wheeler begins to sing "The Jeffersons" theme song and dance unaware that Wagner has entered the room and is standing behind him with a funky look on his face as the C.E.O. continues to sing and dance, turning around in the process * "movin on up... (movin on up) to the east side (to the east side) to a deeeeeeeeeluxe apartment... in the sky-yi-yi" *sees Doug* "yi-hi... oh... ahem... I gotta go. Yeah, I'll talk to you later. Peace."
DW: "Sorry to interupt you sir."
CEO: "Oh, think nothing of it Doug, I always have time for my BPCW Great Lakes Champion."
DW: "You wanted to see me?"
CEO: "Ahh, yes. Well, as you must know, between our own leaks and the dirt sheets, there have been rumours going around of you facing off against not one, but both of the New Playboys tonight. Now, I don't want to put you in an uncomfortable position. But I was thinking that you could face off against them in a three-way. That way, you can just get it done and be over it."
DW: "With all due respect sir, my reign isn't just some kind of joke. I can take whatever they throw at me, for as long as they can throw it. This belt isn't going anywhere no matter how we do it. I ran through the gauntlet for this thing, and I'm not anticipating it leaving my waist anytime soon."
CEO: "Now there's an idea. Now you're thinking."
DW: "I'm sorry sir, did I miss something?"
CEO: "It was something you said. Actually a combination of things. Okay, you want to prove yourself in the BPCW, like you did by winning your belt in GLCW, right?"
DW: "You're damn right."
CEO: "So what I'm going to do for you is exactly that... I'm going to give you a chance to run the gauntlet, so to speak in the fastest growing federation in the world... literally and figuratively."
DW: "I still dont get it Mr. Wheeler."
CEO: "Douglas, my boy... tonight it will the one, the only "Dangerous" Doug Wagner in the first ever BPCW Gauntlet match against the Playboys!"
DW: *smiles and nods* "Now you're talking. It'll be my pleasure."
CEO: "I'll send someone to go and fetch them right now and let them decide who'll go first and you go ahead and get ready."
*Wagner leaves and the C.E.O. calls one of his ladies from Free-For-All and tells them to bring in the New Playboys as we fade back to the ring.*
Jewish Avenger def. Essa Rios with Lita’s interference when she turns on Rios.
Doug def. Ian Wolfe via Dangerous Driver
Doug def. Val Venis via Death Valley Driver
Jon Seitz comes out and says that running two isn’t exactly a gauntlet, who wants to see one more? Crowd pops and doug motions for him to just bring it.
Doug def. Big Daddy Bickler via Count Out after a desperation Death Valley Driver.
Steven Black/Hellstorm def. Rob Van Dam/RetirO, they shake hands afterward
Playboy Jon Seitz def. Sex Fiend when Big Daddy Bickler comes down and interferes.
I2K def. Sex Pistol via DQ when steph interferes, afterward, Saturn, Magnus, Jewish Avenger, and Abs run down and destroy all three of them and take the World Title to the stage where the dark figure is waiting for them...
Rictor def. Proteus via an epicenter suplex followed by a shockwave after "The Fallen Angel" Lauren Rath came down and threw a powdery substance into Proteus' eyes.
